Fake Your Death' Shirt - Graphic T-Shirt
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Fake Your Death' Shirt - Graphic T-Shirt
$21.83
Sale price
$21.83
Regular price
$28.38
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Opossums have been doing this for millennia. Play dead, the predator loses interest, life continues. This opossum has updated the technique for modern threats: get hit by a car, become legally undead, transcend bureaucracy. An elegant solution. Full commitment to the bit. A masterclass in dodging your responsibilities.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people whose fight-or-flight response skipped both and went straight to opossum protocol.